Teddy sitting on a wall overlooking Tokyo at night
Teddy Travels

Teddy Travels

Honest reviews from a small dog with high standards.

Destination

Teddy is a small Cavapoochon currently reviewing hotels, restaurants, and experiences across Asia. He is suspicious of eye contact, noise levels, and most situations involving other people. These are his notes. He stands by all of them.

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Seoul

South Korea · March - April 2026
Jiyeon's Seoul apartment at night - skincare routine with Teddy watching

Jiyeon's Apartment

★★★★☆ 8/10

Seoul, South Korea

The apartment was clean and very well organised. Jiyeon has twelve skincare products. She then explained what each one does. She said I could sleep on her bed.

- Teddy

Teddy\'s Notes

Jiyeon looked at my fur and said nothing for a moment. Then she said my coat looked dry. I said I wasn't aware it had a moisture level. She tried recommending a moisturiser to me, but I declined as I was unsure if she was trying to sell it to me.

I had a shower and used her shampoo and conditioner. My fur did feel different afterwards. I decided it was best not to admit this to Jiyeon.

Cleanliness
Snack Situation
Skincare Briefing
Would I Return?
VisitedMarch 2026
WeatherCold outside, warm inside
Snacks Consumed4 (brought my own)
Skincare Steps Offered12. I declined.
Noryangjin Fish Market Seoul - Jiyeon pointing at seafood tanks with Teddy looking concerned

Noryangjin Fish Market

★★★☆☆ 6/10

Seoul, South Korea

Jiyeon knew every stall. She was on first name terms with three vendors. I was offered something that was still moving. I said I wasn't a cat and declined.

- Teddy

Teddy\'s Notes

Jiyeon had already decided what she wanted and from which vendor. I was impressed with her confidence in negotiating prices. I stood slightly behind her and tried to look busy.

Back at home she ate the thing that was moving. I asked if it was still alive when she ate it. She said probably. I ate a biscuit from my bag. She looked at the biscuit and then at me and then back at the biscuit.

Atmosphere
Staff Kindness
Snack Suitability
Would I Return?
VisitedMarch 2026
WeatherCold outside, hot inside.
Snacks Consumed0 (nothing appropriate)
Things Still MovingSeveral. One looked at me.
Bukchon Hanok Village Seoul - Jiyeon and Teddy in a traditional alley at golden hour

Bukchon Hanok Village

★★★★★ 9/10

Seoul, South Korea

Every travel guide describes this as one of the most romantic places in Seoul. I spent the night before researching what to do about my appearance.

- Teddy

Teddy\'s Notes

Jiyeon knew the history of most buildings. She pointed out a house that was four hundred years old and said "that's older than me" and laughed. I felt the laughter was unnecessary. I'm still learning the culture.

The light was extraordinary. Someone helped take a photo of us, but it did not capture my face as I had intended.

Scenery
Atmosphere
Snack Accessibility
Would I Return?
VisitedMarch 2026
WeatherPerfect. Unhelpfully so.
Snacks Consumed2 (discreetly)
Romantic ObservationsSeveral. Unspoken.
Han River Park Seoul - Jiyeon cycling with Teddy in the basket at golden hour

Han River Park

★★★★☆ 7/10

Seoul, South Korea

Jiyeon said I looked rounder than when we met. I thanked her. She said it wasn't a compliment. I said I was very aware of that.

- Teddy

Teddy\'s Notes

Jiyeon hired two bikes. I sat in the basket of hers because I didn't feel the other one was the right size. I ate two biscuits during this. She glanced down twice. I made eye contact each time and she looked away. She managed a smile for the photo. That was the only time.

She told me I looked rounder than in Kyoto. She asked if I was going to do anything about it. I said I wasn't aware it was a problem until now. I attributed this to the cat food diet she had maintained throughout, and the number of biscuits I had required. We didn't speak the rest of the evening.

Scenery
Cycling Experience
Would I Return?
Feelings About Basket
VisitedMarch - April 2026
WeatherWarm, breezy
Snacks Consumed5 (a record)
Weight Comment1. Lodged internally.
Teddy's Seoul Verdict

So far I have been corrected about a convenience store chain, assessed for moisture, offered something alive, and put in a bike basket. I'm only 3 weeks into the planned month and she's stopped talking to me. I'll have to make a decision soon about staying or leaving. I was in contact with Mabel throughout. She is something of an expert on relationships, or presents herself as one. She was encouraging me to stay with Jiyeon until I started sending her photos of the trip, after which she went quiet.

- Teddy, April 2026